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Jerry Seinfeld's Ponderables...

Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Can fat people go skinny dipping?

Why is the word "abbreviation" so long?

What's another word for thesaurus?

If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?

When companies ship Styrofoam, what do they pack it in?

If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
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25 Creative Ways to say that someone is Stupid

A few clowns short of a circus

A few fries short of a Happy Meal

A few beers short of a six-pack

Dumber than a box of hair

A few peas short of a casserole

Doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box

The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead

One Froot Loop shy of a full bowl

A few feathers short of a whole duck

All foam, no beer

Has an IQ of 2 and it takes 3 to grunt

Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel

Has an intellect rivaled only by garden tools

As smart as bait

Chimney's clogged

Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top

Forgot to pay his brain bill

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels

His belt doesn't go through all the loops

Missing a few buttons on his remote control

No grain in the silo

Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse

Receiver is off the hook

Several nuts short of a full package

Too much yardage between the goal posts


Country Songs You'll Never Hear

I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better funny top 10 list

Her Teeth was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer

I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

Mama, Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)

If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You

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