Annoying Things to Do at a Synagogue
Yell out "line" when reading from the Torah
Use your neighbor's kippah as a frisbee
Take up a collection plate
Take bets on when the ever-lasting light will burn out
Shout out "Praise Jesus!" after every prayer
Wear sandles and a robe and call everyone "my son"
Print out sparknotes on the Torah and hand them out
Sing the words loud and off-tune
Bring popcorn and keep saying "I heard that religion got a good review"
Give a standing ovation at the end
Ask people if it's Easter
Hand out Gideon Bibles
Ask people if they like Mel Gibson movies
Tell all the young kids that Adam Sandler isn't Jewish