You Might Be a Red-Neck Vampire...

If your raves include line dancing, you might be a red-neck Brujah.

If your favorite hunting dogs include members of your own clan, you might be a red-neck Gangrel.

If you can crush beer cans on your imaginary friend's forehead and it works, you might be a red-neck Malkavian.

If your favorite place for muddin is your city's sewers, you might be a red-neck Nosferatu.

If you're entranced by the rebel flag, you might be a red-neck Toreador.

If your favorite love ritual involves your sister, you might be a red-neck Tremere.

If dip or tobacco is part of your selective digestion, you might be a red-neck Ventrue.

If your hell hound makes you sit in the back of your truck, you might be a red-neck Caitiff.

If your idea of Conclave includes a tent revival, you might be a red-neck Prince.

If you got your position by coming in second in a cow tipping contest, you might be a red-neck Seneshcal.

If you participate in a quilting circle to keep current on Kindred affairs, you might be a red-neck Harpy.

If your ideal Elysium is Dollywood, you might be a red-neck Keeper.

If you refer to your Deputies as "little buddies", you might be a red-neck Sheriff.

If your cry to freedom is "The south will rise again", you might be a red-neck Anarch.

If you attend Vaulderie wearing a pillow case and sheet, you might be a red-neck Sabbat.

If you monitor Kindred society with binoculars while standing in a deer blind, you might be a red-neck Inconnu.