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Drug Dealers vs. SW Developers: A Comparison
Drug Dealers
Software Developers
Refer to their clients as "users"
Refer to their clients as "users"
"The first one's free!"
"Download a free trial version!"
Have important Asian connections
Have important Asian connections
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market
Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you
Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you
Often seen in the company of pimps, hustlers and low-lifes
Often seen in the company of marketing people, venture capitalists and fund managers
Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent product
Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent product
When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive
When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive
A lot of them are getting rich while still teenagers
A lot of them are getting rich while still teenagers
Product causes unhealthy addictions
Product causes unhealthy addictions (DOOM, Quake, etc.)
Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you
Damn! DAMN!!