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English phrase

Chinese Interpretation


Are you harboring a fugitive?

Hu Yu Hai Ding?

See me A.S.A.P.

Kum Hia Nao

Stupid Man

Dum Gai

Small Horse

Tai Ni Po Ni

Your price is too high!

No Bai Dam Ting!!

Did you go to the beach?

Wai Yu So Tan?

I bumped into a coffee table

Ai Bang Mai Ni

I think you need a facelift

Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here

Wai So Dim?

Has your flight been delayed?

Hao Long Wei Ting?

That was an unauthorized execution.

Lin Ching

I thought you were on a diet

Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone.

No Pah King

You know the lyrics to the Macarena?

Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?

You are not very bright

Yu So Dum

I got this for free

Ai No Pei

I am not guilty

Wai Hang Mi?

Please, stay a while longer.

Wai Go Nao?

Our meeting was scheduled for next week.

Wai Yu Kum Nao

They have arrived

Hia Dei Kum

Stay out of sight

Lei Lo

He's cleaning his automobile

Wa Shing Ka

Your body odor is offensive

Hu Man Go!

Pew! does this bathroom stink!

Hu Flung Dung?