Google Products We'll Never See
1. Google Hitman Assistant - Find, schedule, and collect on all your assassinations with this suite of products.
2. Googlearchy - Tired of democracy? Install the government that everyone loves without annoying pop-up ads.
3. Google Smite - An extension of Google Earth; uses laser beams attached to satellites to exact revenge or just have some fun for paid subscribers.
4. Google Carnage - Use real-time satellite images to zoom in an see car, train, or plane crashes and other disasters.
5. Google Ogle - The hottest unsecured webcams on the Internet.
6. Googlebator - Google's first attempt at hardware; to be used in conjunction with Google Ogle
7. Google Alibi - Paid service that will provide you with a credible account for your whereabouts.
8. Google Telegraph - Dash-Dot, Dash-Dash-Dash, Dash
9. Google Gaggle - The only search engine for geese.
10. Google Invading Force - Some pesky third world country got you down? Send in the troops with Google's new troop management tool.
11. Gogoel - Search tool for dyslexics.