funny joke lists


You Know You Were a Little Girl of the 70s If...

1. You wore that rainbow shirt that was half-sleeves and the rainbow went up one sleeve, across your chest and down the other...
2. You made baby chocolate cakes in your Holly Hobby Easy Bake Oven. You washed them down with The Snoopy Snow Cone Machine.
3. You had that Fisher Price Doctor's kit with a stethoscope that actually worked. After training with these tools you became an expert at the game of "operation".
4. You owned a Schwinn bicycle with a floral banana seat and a basket. In the early 80's you moved onto the ever-popular 10 speed. God that seat hurt.
5. Your roller skates had metal wheels.
6. Admit it...... you thought Gopher from Love Boat was cute. You had nightmares after watching Fantasy Island.
7. You had Tinkerbell bath products that change the color of the bath water.
8. You wore a "poncho" with your faux fur "muff" and your clogs.
9. You begged Santa for high-tech electronic games like Merlin or Simon.
10. You had the Donnie and Marie dolls with those pink and purple shredded outfits.
11. You wanted your first kiss to be at the roller rink.
12. Your hairstyle was ever described as having "wings".
13. You and your girlfriends would fight over which of the Dukes of Hazard was your boyfriend.
14. You had Star Wars action figures, too.
15. It was a big event in your household each year when the Wizard of Oz" would come on TV. Break out the popcorn and sleeping bags!
16. You completely wore-out your Grease and Saturday Night Fever soundtrack albums.
17. Shrinky-dinks! What was so appealing about these? I still remember how the oven smelled when they were "baking". Can anyone say toxic plastic fumes?
18. You used to tape record songs off the radio by holding your miniature tape recorder up to the speaker.
19. You couldn't wait to get the free animal poster that came when you ordered books from the Scholastic book orders your teacher would give you. Remember? The order catalogs looked like miniature newspapers.
20. You learned everything you needed to know about sex and your period from Judy Blume books.