Star Wars Word Swap

Have you ever noticed how lines from Star Wars could be vastly improved by the simple substitution of the word "pants" in lieu of certain key words?

"We've got to be able to get some reading on those pants, up or down."

"The pants may not look like much, kid, but they've got it where it counts."

"I find your lack of pants disturbing."

"These pants contain the ultimate power in the Universe. I suggest we use it."

"Han will have those pants down. We've got to give him more time!"

"General Veers, prepare your pants for a ground assault."

"TK-421... Why aren't you in your pants?"

"Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants."

"You are unwise to lower your pants."

"She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retrieve them. See to it personally Commander."

"Governor Tarkin. I recognized your foul pants when I was brought on board."

"Luke... Help me remove these pants."

"Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants."

"That blast came from those pants. That thing's operational!"

"A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master."

"Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this."

"Maybe you'd like it back in your pants, your highness."

" Short pants is better than no pants at all."