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At work, they call you a spiritualist because when you sit down at a meeting, the table floats

Your face is very pale due to lack of blood

When you walk into a sauna, everyone stands and applauds

People begin to call you "the tripod."

You begin to think your mother in law is pretty

Birds perch on it when you stand outside nude

You look like a sundial when sunbathing nude

Compared to you, Pinocchio doesn't look like such a liar.

You always lose limbo contests.

You can make drawings in the sand without having to find a stick.

You like to sleep on your back, so you had to remove the ceiling fan.