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Rejects

Top Ten Rejected Dr. Seuss Titles
 by Alan Meiss, ameiss@gn.ecn.purdue.edu

 10. Lorax II: Machine-gun Vengeance
  9. Green Egg-Beaters and Tofu (Low Cholesterol Edition)
  8. The Cat in the Hat in the Frat
  7. Bartholomew Cubbins and the Above-ground Testing
  6. Hops for Pops
  5. The Cat in the Provocative Negligee
  4. Horton Picks a Scab
  3. The Grinch Who Shoplifted Arbor Day
  2. Horton Finds Waldo and Tramples Him
  1. Son of Sam I Am