Top Ten Rejected Dr. Seuss Titles

 by Alan Meiss, [email protected]

 10. Lorax II: Machine-gun Vengeance

  9. Green Egg-Beaters and Tofu (Low Cholesterol Edition)

  8. The Cat in the Hat in the Frat

  7. Bartholomew Cubbins and the Above-ground Testing

  6. Hops for Pops

  5. The Cat in the Provocative Negligee

  4. Horton Picks a Scab

  3. The Grinch Who Shoplifted Arbor Day

  2. Horton Finds Waldo and Tramples Him

  1. Son of Sam I Am